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 Why are people from Moscow excellent restaurant dishwashers? Because they're always Russian! 

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 So I was at the doctor recently and the nurse checked me in.  She said my temperature was low.  I saw the doctor and he ran some tests.  Turns out I tested positive for being way too cool.

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    The government must think I'm pretty talented, because they sent me a check for dis ability.

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How do prisoners keep their breath fresh? InPrisonMents 

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Why did the priest have trouble drinking water? He was too holy.

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"One rule in baseball doesn't make any sense. A man with four balls can't walk." - Anonymous