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    The government must think I'm pretty talented, because they sent me a check for dis ability.

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https://teespring.com/PrettySpry?pid=227&cid=6083

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How do prisoners keep their breath fresh? InPrisonMents 

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Why did the priest have trouble drinking water? He was too holy.

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"One rule in baseball doesn't make any sense. A man with four balls can't walk." - Anonymous 

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Why did the train run over the pedestrian? It had a loco motive.

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Why do restaurants serve a lot of pears? Because they pear well with anything.